In my dream last night, going to the beach with friends:
Me: What a perfect day for it.
Friend: Yeah. Was it two years ago we came here last?
Me: I think so. Yeah, two years ago makes sense. I remember I was all freaked out that you were coming with us.
Friend: Huh?
Me: Yeah, I was all [*self-mocking tone*]: "Aiieeeee, we're going to the beach with BEYONCÉ [*parody of anxious jazz hands*]."
Beyoncé: Ha ha! [*rolls eyes, whacks me with towel*]
Life-improving products, part 4
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(Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo
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This cracked me up!
Dreams are sooo weird. I often wake up wondering how it was possible for my brain to come up with whatever it was that I dreamed the night before!
I'm glad you're hangin' with Beyonce. She seems fun. I'm hoping to be hanging with Bradley Cooper in a dream. Hasn't happened yet. :(
That is the best dream EVER.
I have dreams like this about famous people too. Although it's almost always women. Never once does George Clooney show up as my BFF.
That Beyonce. Such a cut up.
I heart you, Swistle.
Excellent dream! I love that she rolled her eyes at you.
Oh, that is AWESOME. Great dream!
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