You know how you can keep criss-crossing with another shopper at the grocery store? I had an especially awkward one this morning, because she was also driving right behind me most of the way to the store, and we parked just a few spaces away from each other and then walked into the store in tandem, with little "Am I going in first or are you?" glances and hesitations, and THEN we kept criss-crossing.
We wisely stuck to wry little smiles until we were at the far end of the store and could dip into the stash of Awkward But Friendly Verbal Acknowledgements of the Situation. There aren't many of those, so you don't want to use them up in the first few aisles. First she brought out "We meet again!," and then I used "It's like synchronized swimming!," and then she pulled into the checkout lane next to mine and remarked that it had taken us almost exactly the same amount of time to complete our shopping, and I agreed that it had.
But remember we were parked near each other in the parking lot. I was hoping my checkout lane would be faster, because my car was farther back. But no, she was first, so I had to walk past her to get to my car. I used "It was a tie!," with a friendly little laugh---which was fine. I mean, she's not going to tell the family about it at dinner tonight, but it wasn't an embarrassment of a remark.
But I realized on the way home (with her car once again behind mine) that what I SHOULD have done was get a running start out of the store, and then fly the cart past her while yelling "RACE YOU HOME!!!"
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