December 15, 2010

Gift Boxes

I find these Santa gift boxes disturbing. Very disturbing. Possibly disturbing enough to buy.

Open up Santa's belt to find your special gift.

30 comments:

ixBeths said...

i hear santa has some rock hard abs. gift boxes make me hot for santa.

Rebecca said...

Those. Are. AWESOME!!!

Shelly Overlook said...

I bought you a box of Santa Crotch for Christmas!!!

Jen in MI said...

Ha Ha! I am trying not to laugh out loud at me desk at work!

Erica said...

It's the Holiday version of Dick in a Box!

pseudostoops said...

spectacular.

1hottiredmama said...

It's like a Santa chastity belt. Is it funny or offensive, LOL?

Colleen said...

Makes me think of SNL's _____ in a box skit. Naughty gift from Santa. Ha ha ha!

Colleen said...

Erica we must have been typing at the same time!

Donna said...

I can't decide if I love or hate these....

Alice said...

HA!!! those are.. um. well. either you're getting santa's crotch as a gift, or you're delving into his intestines. both options sound... problematic.

Marie Green said...

These would be perfect for creating some Awkward Family Photos, especially if given to certain already sorta awkward family members, ya know?

Too funny.

Nolita said...

Oh those are NAUGHTY!

Kate W. said...

Oh Swistle- between you and Anne- I can't stop laughing or get my mind out of the gutter!

I seriously might have to buy some.

lifeofadoctorswife said...

Wow. Just... wow. I would never stop laughing if I got a gift in one of these. You know what? Forget the gift. This is enough holiday joy as it is.

Swistle said...

Kate W.- ME TOO. I was thinking my brother might appreciate getting a gift in one of those. Hee!

Nicole said...

Santa's got a special candy cane for you!

Lisa said...

Glad to see I'm not the only singing that SNL skit.

Firegirl said...

I feel like I need to shower...and not in a good way....(:-D

brzeski said...

But why are they called ROUND Santa Christmas boxes?

Jessa said...

Those are awesome. I want one to give my husband.

Jenny Grace said...

GAHHHHHH!
Those are terrifying!

Superjules said...

Oh sweet. I'm getting everyone penis-pops so this should work nicely.

Jen said...

I'm most disturbed by the fact that these are called "round" Santa boxes. Why Santy Clause, why?

Swistle said...

brzeski and Jen- I know, right? I don't get it either, but somehow it increases the awesome.

Christina said...

Wow. Speechless over here.

diana said...

did you read the description? ho ho hold the phone!

Swistle said...

Diana- Ha ha ha, I had not! We're talking MEGA-merry!!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, I know this isn't going to be that funny, but it has to be said..

That seems like a good place to keep your Christmas balls...

Tracy

Bethany said...

Oh my gosh, that's so funny!