This is the correct way to eat Sugar Babies:
1. Put one Sugar Baby in mouth. Chew until integrity of jellybean-like exterior/interior is lost, and the graininess has become prominent---roughly 10-15 chews.
2. Introduce a second Sugar Baby. It will take fewer chews for the mixture to be predominantly grainy again. Chew until the feeling is less "chewing on yummy grainy candy" and more "can't get a grip with teeth and will need to swallow it soon"---roughly 25-30 additional chews. Add another Sugar Baby.
3. Continue in this manner until either the jaw or the palate desires a break, at which point cease adding Sugar Babies and swallow when natural to do so.
4. Rest. Use tongue to discover and remove small Sugar Baby deposits from teeth.
5. When ready, resume with step 1.
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What's the incorrect way?
mmm that sounds good.
Jewels, the incorrect way requires a trip to the dentist!
Sucking on them would not only be incorrect but sacrilegious!
I am TOTALLY down with this.
Mmmm I love Sugar Daddies! I haven't had them in forever!!
Gosh, i don't know what that is but I'm guessing I can get some at target? Sounds intriguing.
Don't know this candy. But now I want some.
I know I know!
Just don't leave me in a room alone with them.
GG
I LOVE Sugar Babies! Have you tried the chocolate covered ones? Mmmmmmm...
Jeanne
This post cracked me up. I had a discussion with my husband on the way to the beach a few weeks ago about the correct way to eat a Combo (my snack of choice for long car rides).
1. Position Combo longways between your back teeth.
2. Bite down, just hard enough to crack the outer part but not hard enough to go through the cheesy center.
3. Rotate the Combo one quarter turn and crack the outside part again.
4. Commence full chomping.
MMMMM Sugar babies! MMMM Combos! I'm hungry and I just had breakfast.
I'm one of those weirdos who doesn't like them.
I must be a Communist.
This is also the correct way to eat Skittles.
Can we do M&M's next??
Or maybe Pringles?
I haven't had Sugar Babies in years but now I think I need to go to the store and get some. Yum.
You are a candy Goddess.
I'm actually a little perplexed there are people who don't know what Sugar Babies are. What a cruel world in which they live.
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