We're watching a TV commercial in which people are eating fast food in the car, and the TV asks us: "When did THIS become a sit-down dinner?" Paul answers the TV: "The assumption in your question is unwarranted. UNWARRANTED!"
Paul is teaching the kids The Binary ABCs: "Zero, one. Now I know my zero ones! Next time won't you sing with me?"
Paul puts Elizabeth into her pajamas, then says to me, "Exoskeleton installation complete."
He's teaching the children to "robot dance": "Shake what your manufacturer specified!" "Shake it until you require service!"
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...