I have a bottle of expensive French perfume. You know how pipe tobacco can smell delicious? That is the basic idea of this perfume.
Swistle: Want to smell my new expensive French perfume? *offers neck*
Paul: *takes deep whiff of neck* Mmmm, nice. Flowery.
Swistle: It's SMOKY.
Swistle: Want to try again? *re-offers neck*
Paul: *takes deep whiff of neck* Mmmm! SMOKE!
Paul: Have you been...*waggles eyebrows suggestively*...BARBECUING?
Summer sleep-away camp supplies - I am in a TIZZ about Elizabeth going to Girl Scouts camp this summer. I’m GLAD she’s going, and I’m glad she WANTS to go, but it’s a week and this is the f...