I have a bottle of expensive French perfume. You know how pipe tobacco can smell delicious? That is the basic idea of this perfume.
Swistle: Want to smell my new expensive French perfume? *offers neck*
Paul: *takes deep whiff of neck* Mmmm, nice. Flowery.
Swistle: It's SMOKY.
Swistle: Want to try again? *re-offers neck*
Paul: *takes deep whiff of neck* Mmmm! SMOKE!
Paul: Have you been...*waggles eyebrows suggestively*...BARBECUING?
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...