Goodbye giant gallon-size container of cranberry juice hogging so much of the fridge!
Goodbye silent-but-palpable judgments!
Goodbye non-silent judgments!
Goodbye "duh" noise!
Goodbye noticing everything I do and buy!
Goodbye still not realizing in your sixties that different people have different ideas and make different decisions, and that that does not make them "idiots"!
Goodbye not liking our older children!
Goodbye eating in 2 minutes and not saying anything nice about the food!
Goodbye soft-boiled egg every single goddamned morning!
Goodbye wanting everything cooked without salt or fat!
Goodbye not realizing you like bland food because you're OLD, not because "everyone" adds "so much seasoning to everything"!
Goodbye making critical remarks about everyone and everything in the world and then adding "But they didn't ask me!"
Goodbye, "hamburg"! Also, it's ground turkey.
Goodbye password-protect on my computer!
Goodbye having to hide my journals!
Goodbye implausible stories about how evil and stupid other people are, and even more implausible stories about how righteous and intelligent you are!
Goodbye claiming you need us to provide "plenty of fresh fruits and vegetables" and then eating nothing but the canned corn and the iceberg lettuce!
Goodbye sitting in the passenger seat with your purse neatly on your lap!
Goodbye sitting in a recliner telling me which children are crying or need their noses wiped!
Goodbye unkind comments about weight, you fat troll!
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...