October 22, 2007

Brace for Legion

I apologize in advance to all of you who, like me, have so many new posts to read you are clicking and skimming, clicking and skimming, trying desperately to get the number of unread posts down to zero so you can relax--and meanwhile new posts crop up every time the RSS reader refreshes. But my plan of the day is this:

1) Put out bottomless sippee cups and crunchie bowls for the twins and let them watch TV all day long.

2) Eat brownies and drink coffee with peppermint mocha creamer until I wish I'd never been born.

3) Blog. Repeatedly. I have missed you--nay, LONGED for you. And so you may need to click and skim. I don't know how many times I will post today. Does "legion" work for you as a rough estimate?

15 comments:

Jess said...

We have missed you too. And your posts. This is so exciting--it's like coming home from a week without TV and getting all your favorite shows on the DVR at once. There will be no skimming. Only full reading.

Mommy Daisy said...

That sounds like a great plan of action. You deserve it!

Phat Phannie said...

Have fun, and since I'm home from work today, I'll have the time to keep up with you!

Colleen said...

Go for it! I'm sure you've got a ton of blog worthy material!

Sara said...

I know, I was just like, "how the hell did Swistle go from 3 new posts to 4 in like 15 seconds??"

BLOG ON!!

I know you can hear me... said...

Hooray - you're back! AND you survived the visit from your mother in law!

You're better than me - I think that there would have been some serious blood shed if I were in your shoes!

Tessie said...

Fist pump, FIST PUMP!

Slow day at work + cold and rainy + empty Reader=frowny face.

You had better be serious about the legion. Also, I LOVE the word legion. It's as if we're blogging...in ROMAN TIMES.

Devan said...

Yay! Because frankly, everytime I go to Google Reader and see Swistle highlighted I go "YAY!" and rush over. (That sounds sarcastic, but it is truthful.)

Bunny said...

Bring it on, Swistle, dear. I will read your every word! No skimming here. I have missed you!

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

I may have 336 unread posts in my reader right now, wishing everyone would stop writing, just for a day so I could get caught up. The exception to this is YOU, of course seeing YOUR posts always makes me smile. Blog away, blog away, blog away!

Doulala said...

I am THRILLED that I have so many Swistle posts to read! Keep them coming, get it all out.

Shelly said...

I think "legion" should be your goal every day! I *love* your blog- you are just hilarious. And the MIL visit has been blogging gold!

The Mommy Years said...

Peppermint Mocha creamer = my new Lovah

Where has this been for my entire coffee drinking existence?

Stacie said...

Blog on!

Tess said...

It'll be AWESOME to have you back. :) I've been lurking for a long time and only recently have a place of my own to link to. Expect many more comments! :)