August 2, 2007

Dear Boys:

To The Boys:

We totally notice it when you haul out "I love you" and "You're beautiful" only when you are also panting and groping. We totally notice. Furthermore, we hate it. Get a clue, morons.

Love, The Girls

20 comments:

Marie Green said...

PS. Try doing the dishes, laundry or SOMETHING dear god ANYTHING without us asking. We like the groping more that way.

Flibberty said...

Even a dog can learn that if you do one behavior you get a certain return (Pavlov). Why don't they learn that by not being idiots they would get a lot more sex. Simple really.

nikki said...

Or they bring it out when they have done something they know we won't be happy about.

MrsGrumpy said...

Also, when one come over to give you a sweet kiss on the forehead, that is not an invitation for boob grabbage.

Shannon said...

And playing with yourself while we are watching TV does NOT turn us on.

Sara said...

OMG Shannon!!!! RIGHT???


And if you've been an ass all day, we'd really like it if you acted like you were entitled to it anyway.

Michelle said...

Now, how do I get my husband to read this post without being obvious about it?

Tessie said...

Ugg, is there anything more condescending and just plain "icky" than this?

Right on.

JayNell said...

this is SOOO true. Cheers to that

Erica said...

Also, a lingering kiss from us DOES NOT mean that sex is imminent. Sometimes, a kiss is just a kiss.

Misty said...

Ug.

brandy said...

Well said Swistle! well said.

hello insomnia said...

PPS: Intimacy is only possible when you've fixed whatever's causing the toilet to make that noise.

Omaha Mama said...

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha, snicker, snicker, snort, guffa...

Okay - I think I will now link hubs to this very site. Seriously.

Something that has been mentioned at my house would be, "You know, a few gentle touches without any expectations - of any kind - would get you just as far as you are always hoping to go, my friend."

I'm just saying.

Katie said...

Dear Boys,
Why are we the default for every childcare operation in existence? Why?
Love,
The Girls

Shelly said...

I heart all of you at this moment. You totally made my day.

Devan said...

Amen. Just Amen.

Jennifer aka Binky Bitch said...

Ditto.

I may email this to my husband...

Stacie said...

Yes! And yes!

And a giant YES to Katie's comment as well. Man, that reality bites me.

Shauna Loves Chocolate said...

AMEN!