Two questions I am not asking Paul this morning, because I don't know how such a conversation would begin:
1) What were you planning to use for birth control, dumbass, if I hadn't pushed you away? When people asked us if we "knew how this kept happening," they were kidding--but now I'm wondering if I need to sit you down for The Talk.
2) Did you seriously think you were going to score in the middle of the night with a nursing mother? You're lucky I didn't leave for a hotel. And that all your parts are still attached.
Life-improving products, part 4 - (Continued from part 1, part 2, and part 3.) Stearns Youth Life Vest (photo from Amazon.com). I’d been too scared to take the kids to any body of water oth...