Put a vaporizer in your bedroom. I prefer the scalding-hazard (warm mist) kind over the mold-hazard (cool mist) kind, but either kind will work if it makes a gentle bubbling sound, the sound of someone taking care of you when you're sick. Paul said last night, "Can't we just use the sound machine?," but I prefer the illusion that a magical sleeping mist is floating out into the room. Also, the moisture seems like it would be good for pregnancy congestion.
Do a Sudoku puzzle while lying in bed, just before turning out the light. I find they distract me from anything my mind might want to turn over and over and over and over, without being the kind of puzzle that might add to that churning mill--for example, the kind of puzzle Paul sometimes does, which can leave both of us lying awake thinking, "What the hell is a 5-letter word for 'he ignited their hopes'?"
Turn pillow sideways from its usual orientation, then fold in half. I like to have the fold near my neck and the ends toward the top of my head, but it can also be nice to have the ends near your neck and the fold near the top of your head. This is good for pregnancy congestion and also for pregnancy heartburn.
Use lavender-vanilla "sleep" lotion from Bath & Body Works. Not lavender (too sharp), not vanilla (too sweet), but lavender-vanilla, from the aromatherapy section. Put it on your collarbone/breastbone area as if it were Vicks VapoRub, and tell yourself you're inhaling something with magical sleep-inducing properties. Try not to lie there in the dark suddenly wondering whether this might be one of those dangerous herbal things.
If you are feeling icky in no particular way, just icky, especially if it's "wake up in the middle of the night feeling icky," do this: (1) pee, (2) chew two peppermint Tums, (3) drink a cup of water, (4) brush teeth, (5) pee again if you already need to, and (6) go back to bed.
If it's on your medical provider's approved list, take a Benadryl.
Window-shop online. I think these would make really cute birth announcements, don't you?
Have sex. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA! See? A good laugh can relax you, leaving you more ready for sleep.
Before bed, have a mug of hot milk. It sounds repulsive, but it's yummy if you add a little vanilla and a little honey. Don't overheat the milk or it really does get repulsive; heat it not to boiling, but just to "nice and hot." Sip it down, then brush teeth and go right to bed.
Blog. At least you're getting something done, since you're not sleeping anyway. And it would be a shame to waste a quiet house.
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